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Funniest Pick-Up Lines Among Kenyan Men

Kenyan men are not only funny but some of the most creative men you would ever meet. They always have a way just to make everyone around them happy, whether it’s their crew or girlfriend.

This is one of the reasons why their women love them and prefer to get married to them than foreigners. Other than this, these men are hot and sexy. They also have some amazing pick-up lines that a lot of women find it tough to resist.

Here are some of the funniest pick-up lines Kenyan men have invested. Feel free to master a few that you can use in your next love hunting journey.

  • Nimeteleza nikafall in love na wewe
  • Baby kwani unashinda jikoni, vile umeiva?
  • Girl, I was reading the bible in the book of Numbers and I realized that I didn’t have yours.
  • Baby, you must be an artist because vile naona, leo utachora saba
  • Baby we ni ‘Amos’ coz me ni ‘Wako’
  • Babe are you an m-pesa agent, coz nataka kuweka na nitoe
  • Babe I’m like an undersize shoe, nitakufinya.
  • Is your dad a baker? Because you sure have got great buns.
  • Was your father an alien? Because there’s nothing else like you on earth!
  • Are you a professional boxer? Because you’re a knockout.
  • Hi, let me interrupt you for a moment. The word of the day is “legs.” Let’s go back to my place and spread the word.
  • Pardon me, but what pickup line works best with you?
  • I’m not a photographer, but I can picture myself and you together.
  • Let’s play Titanic. When I shout “Iceberg”, you go down
  • Hey, my name’s Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?
  • Excuse me, can you give me directions to your heart?
  • I lost my phone number. Can I borrow yours?
  • Babe your legs must be a police cell coz leo nalala ndani
  • Are you religious? Because I’m the answer to your prayers.

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