Breakups in a relationship elicit different reactions from those involved. Some people might take the breakup in a cool ‘mature’ manner while others might take it with a lot of bitterness.
Kenyan women always light up the internet narrating who they reacted after a breakup with their boyfriends.
The women narrate the crazy things they did to punish their boyfriends for breaking their hearts.
Below are some of the crazy things Kenyan women do to their boyfriends after a breakup.
- Soaking their bed with salad oil
- Breaking their household goods
- Burn all their boyfriend’s clothes
- Carry their clothes to his workplace ( more so if the man was living in his house).
- Poop and pee on their clothes and household staff.
- Use their toothbrush to wash the loo so next time try to change your toothbrush if you end your relationship with your girlfriend.
- Carry everything in the house including the floor tiles. “Everything including his clothes and even the bulbs .mopped that house clean na kuweka poster ya TO LET kwa mlango.
- “Boxers zake zote nilipaka pilipili siwezi umia pekee yangu then trailed him akienda town akijikuna kama mtu ana kaswende.
- “Mimi nlibeba viatu zake one shoe in every pair nikamwachia kiatu moja moja….up to date he still remembers.
- “Tulikosana one time. Wamama nilitafuta kitu ya kubeba yenye si mzito. Ended up taking green berries, yoghurt kwa fridge and all the fruits nkkkkt. I wish I had a lorry then. Nilienda nikikula ka berry kamoja kamoja nikijiongelesha.
- “We had guests (his friends) who didn’t know we had a huge fight previous night. So they were chatting in the sitting room while I was in the kitchen. I arranged the dining table hadi nikaweka maji ya kunywa. Went to the bedroom, got my car keys, packed all the food kwa bowls nikaweka kwa boot ya gari and drove off. He called me akicheka tu.
